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« on: February 17, 2009, 07:20:36 AM »
Doctor's receptionists sometimes ask why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.  I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

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An 86 year old bowler walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk....  The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today??"
                                                     
"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.

The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not?  You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.  You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.  "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't p*** out of it," he replied..

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with old git bowlers and you're gonna lose! ;D
« Last Edit: February 17, 2009, 07:25:22 AM by Alien »
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2009, 10:48:47 AM »
Very funny Alien :D

Now, was this guy really a bowler or are you just trying to justify telling that joke on a website for bowlers ::)
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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 11:11:31 AM »
Very funny Alien :D

Now, was this guy really a bowler or are you just trying to justify telling that joke on a website for bowlers ::)

Yep! Must admit I did insert the "Bowler bit" got to make it relevant ain't yer!

Good gag though ;D
« Last Edit: February 17, 2009, 11:13:03 AM by Alien »
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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2009, 11:45:25 AM »
A Tameside bowler asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
Wife says, "I would take half and leave you".
Man says, "Great! I have won a tenner, here's a fiver now f@* off!"
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2009, 11:48:05 AM »
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Re: Joke
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2009, 11:53:23 AM »
Billy and Joe were huge crown green bowling fans.
One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if bowling was played in heaven.
Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost.
A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there bowling in Heaven?".
"Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya.
First the good news...YES, there is bowling in heaven!".
"Thank God!" Joe shouts...
"What is the bad news?!".
"You're in the first 4 tomorrow."
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Re: Joke
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2009, 11:56:16 AM »
Police have found the body of a man near Wigan Pier wearing a Wigan shirt, womens underwear, fishnet stockings, suspenders and lipstick. They have removed the Wigan shirt to save the family any embarrassment ...  ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2009, 12:06:10 PM »
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Police have found the body of a man near Wigan Pier wearing a Wigan shirt, womens underwear, fishnet stockings, suspenders and lipstick.

Has anybod seen peg today? ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2009, 12:08:11 PM »
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"Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya.
First the good news...YES, there is bowling in heaven!".
"Thank God!" Joe shouts...
"What is the bad news?!".
"You're in the first 4 tomorrow."

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"Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya.
First the good news...YES, there is bowling in heaven!".
"Thank God!" Joe shouts...
"What is the bad news?!".
"All the greens are based on North's." ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2009, 12:09:59 PM »
Very funny AB, I like the lottery one. I thought at first the names were going to be Bill and Jean ;D

I like these bowling jokes. Very good bit of editing you two
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Re: Joke
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2009, 12:11:49 PM »
prefer your ending skip, all games on Norths green  ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2009, 12:36:45 PM »
I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say 'you'll be next !' They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !  ;)
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Re: Joke
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2009, 01:47:04 PM »
Bowler ready to deliver his last bowl asks Skip: Which is the danger wood?

Skip to Bowler: The one your holdng!  ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2009, 11:34:24 AM »
How many Abbey Hey bowlers does it take to change a light-bulb?

Only one, and all he has to do is hold it still, cos he thinks the world revolves around HIM !   ;D


Why wasn't Jesus born in Abbey Hey ?

Because they couldn't find ANY wise men - or a virgin !!  ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2009, 11:35:29 AM »
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Police have found the body of a man near Wigan Pier wearing a Wigan shirt, womens underwear, fishnet stockings, suspenders and lipstick.

Has anybod seen peg today? ;D



....not gonna admit to the Wigan shirt - keepin schtum about the rest tho!!  ;D
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